Coulples Counselling

Couple of couples with a couple of screws loose, trying to save on counselling fees. Hoping to still be a couple of couples and friends by the end. Previous experience includes:- National Clay Target Shooting Champion- Partially trained Orthopaedic Surgeon (Hopefully not required)- Once swam 6 laps of a pool without touching the bottom (flutter board assisted)- Once completed a hike without falling over (whilst carrying a watermelon for hydration purposes). Favourite Snacks Include:- Lindt chocolate- Bacon and egg pie- Capsicum- Peanut Slabs Fears:- Further counselling- Aggressive foot fungus- Spiders- Rain (delicate disposition)